How many dead bodies can you fit in your trunk?

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
09/29/2014 at 21:47 • Filed to: None

Lets all assume the volume of a dead body is 2.5 cubic feet (approximate calculation for a 154 lb body) and that you are allowed to hack body parts so everything fits. Post your answers bellow.

My car has 20.5 cubic feat of trunk space, so that's about 8 and a half bodies!

DISCUSSION (100)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:50

28 dead bodies!

Tapas > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:50

Many, if you have a chainsaw handy...

Aaron James > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:50

My Lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.

My citroen won't start > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
09/29/2014 at 21:51

Hey folding the seats isn't fair!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:51

It depends on how you cut them up.

My citroen won't start > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/29/2014 at 21:52

I'm assuming full on massacre, just divide 2.5 by you trunk space specs.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:52

;( Fine! 13 Bodies!

Vi517, JDX Racing > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:52

Seats Up (12.9): 5 dead bodies

Seats Down (20.2): 8 dead bodies

Kinja'd!!!

The all-glass hatch would make it difficult to hide the bodies though...

My citroen won't start > Tapas
09/29/2014 at 21:52

Full on bloodshed, divide 2.5 by your trunk space specs.

JustWaitingForAMate > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:52

Chevy SS/VF Commodore - 6.5

My citroen won't start > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
09/29/2014 at 21:53

I'm being unfair, do you a blanket to hide them under?

scoob > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:53

My dad's car could theoretically fit 36.08 bodies. Lol.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:54

As many as I want.

Kinja'd!!!

 > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:54

I drive a Crown Vic. Do I need to say more?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:54

Mercedes W124= 18.4 cubic feet = a little over 7.

Rover = unsure. Bound to get a little ugly, as there's no separate trunk space. Probably like 6 before rising too high in the side winners.

Ranchero: if I have a tarp, I'm weight limited instead of space limited. It has a 6-ft bed that's about 4'8" wide, but is supposedly only an 800lb truck. If I push things just a bit, 6-7, but if I go Full Retard on weight capacity like anybody putting 8 bodies in their trunk, I could probably do 10.

My citroen won't start > Vi517, JDX Racing
09/29/2014 at 21:54

That is what I was going to say, you might need a blanket.

E30Joe drives a Subaru > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:54

I have a Forester soo.... All of them?

f86sabre > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:54

4.9 in the a Evo and maybe 1/3 in the mini.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:55

What if we juice or cremate them?

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:55

21.36 bodies! Which is 1.5 tonne. Which is over the cargo limit.

Squid > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:55

1 hooker, dismembered. Hey it is a miata so no one is going to fit in there.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:55

The A8 is 17.6 cubic feet, or 7 bodies.

The Flex will be hard to beat with anything short of a van/pickup. It has 83.2 cubic feet of cargo space, or just over 33 dead bodies. And remember, while other crossovers may have a nearly comparable volume, the Flex is a square, so you can use every inch of it.

My citroen won't start > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/29/2014 at 21:56

I don't think that will alter their volume, but all the sloshing around will make your car unstable.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:57

inb4 FBI watchlist.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:57

My elantra can comfortably fit 2 living people (My friends tested the trunk, I'm not a serial killer, I swear).

According to math, it can fit about six.

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:58

Cremated remains are much more compact than cut up bodies, and juicing them would eliminate the air pockets.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/29/2014 at 21:59

My dad once had a construction crew of 13 people in an 88. Which is quite impressive, really., and without question over the limit.

JGrabowMSt > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
09/29/2014 at 21:59

29! HA!

Vimto > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 21:59

My car has something like 22 cubic feet of trunk, but I don't think you'd fit 9 people back there.

Kinja'd!!!

JGrabowMSt > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:00

29 seats down, 11 seats up.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/29/2014 at 22:01

Bloody hell. Bet the leaf springs had a frowny face.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/29/2014 at 22:01

I just had the image of someone using your Flex to create one perfectly square giant human meat loaf imprinted in my mind.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:02

? a blanket big enough? Yeah I have a tee shirt quilt the size of a queen size bed!

My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/29/2014 at 22:02

Which car?!

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JGrabowMSt
09/29/2014 at 22:02

What car? Or is it a pickup?

My citroen won't start > Vimto
09/29/2014 at 22:02

You can blend them all you want.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:03

Landrover Offender

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:03

The horror...

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:03

Four. Well that's disappointing. I'll need to keep my murdering to families with two or less kids, I guess.

My citroen won't start > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/29/2014 at 22:04

I'm quite sure some W124's have seen their fair share of dead bodies in some countries of this fine world.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:05

Kinja'd!!!

As many as I can stack up... I have a red blanket to cover them all with.

My citroen won't start > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/29/2014 at 22:05

More than 45?

My citroen won't start > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
09/29/2014 at 22:06

That's good, you won't overindulge yourself.

My citroen won't start > Squid
09/29/2014 at 22:06

Well, you could use the passenger seat...

Nibby > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:06

48! Big SUV FTW

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:07

In a word, "Da!"

JGrabowMSt > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
09/29/2014 at 22:07

05 Magnum RT. My trunk has tri-level compartments, and side pockets right by the rear hatch.

My citroen won't start > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
09/29/2014 at 22:07

*Apartments gets SWATED while browsing oppo*

My citroen won't start > scoob
09/29/2014 at 22:07

Which car?

Squid > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:07

But how is my dog going to help me cover up the evidence then? That is her seat and I think she'd get really upset at me putting a body in her spot. . .

My citroen won't start > f86sabre
09/29/2014 at 22:08

Now to the serious questions, what 1/3?

My citroen won't start >
09/29/2014 at 22:09

22 cubic feet of pure merican' trunk space.

f86sabre > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:09

The limbs. Less drippings.

My citroen won't start > E30Joe drives a Subaru
09/29/2014 at 22:10

Kill all the peoples! (I probably am in some FBI/CSI/NSA watch list right now)

My citroen won't start > JGrabowMSt
09/29/2014 at 22:10

29 is quite impressive.

My citroen won't start > JustWaitingForAMate
09/29/2014 at 22:10

which one though?

Slant6 > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:10

Seats up(37): 14.8

Seats down(73 according to Edmonds, 52.6 from Motor Trend): 29.2 or 21.04

Kinja'd!!!

Saggin Wagon picture with people in the trunk. http://www.motortrend.com/cars/2002/saab…

http://www.edmunds.com/saab/9-5/

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JGrabowMSt
09/29/2014 at 22:11

>:( with backseats up or down?

BrainsYall > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:12

A lot.. I am 5'11'' and can almost stretch out and sleep diagonally with the seats down. Also spare tire is on a carrier now. Yesssss. So... a lot.

My citroen won't start > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
09/29/2014 at 22:12

So 28 it is!

My citroen won't start > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/29/2014 at 22:12

But putting all that ash in your car will be quite a task.

My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/29/2014 at 22:13

Mighty impressive.

JustWaitingForAMate > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:13

Same car really. But mine is a VF Commodore SSV Redline W310.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/29/2014 at 22:14

Kinja'd!!!

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:14

:) Yay!

My citroen won't start > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/29/2014 at 22:14

Especially in Albania.

My citroen won't start > Squid
09/29/2014 at 22:15

Yeah, and then you might end up in the trunk....

My citroen won't start > f86sabre
09/29/2014 at 22:15

Good answers.

Squid > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:16

I don't think I'd fit even cut up. . . Hahaha.

My citroen won't start > Slant6
09/29/2014 at 22:17

I don't get why people won't buy wagons anymore, they are so practical. Loving your 9-5 btw.

My citroen won't start > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
09/29/2014 at 22:18

Were your friends ever seen again?

My citroen won't start > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/29/2014 at 22:18

You even mentioned the blanket. It seems everything is already figured out....

My citroen won't start > Nibby
09/29/2014 at 22:20

You get gold on Citroen's -How many bodies can you fit in your trunk, this a joke CSI people, please don't SWAT me- challenge!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:21

I dunno, BRB!

My citroen won't start > JustWaitingForAMate
09/29/2014 at 22:21

I know, I just like the VF more.

Slant6 > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:21

This car cost me $400. I have no plans to sell it. Ever. It has all I'll ever need. Space, 5 speed, turbo and nice seats. She has almost 190,000 on her now. I'm shooting for 300,000.

Kinja'd!!!

My citroen won't start > Squid
09/29/2014 at 22:22

Dogs are smart, she'll find a way hahah.

My citroen won't start > BrainsYall
09/29/2014 at 22:22

More than 48?

brzedr1 > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:22

Kinja'd!!!

Blondude > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:23

36.32 dead bodies!

My citroen won't start > brzedr1
09/29/2014 at 22:24

I wasn't expecting that many replies, there will probably be a spike in this month's homicide stats.

My citroen won't start > Slant6
09/29/2014 at 22:25

And you really shouldn't. Those are incredible cars.

JGrabowMSt > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
09/29/2014 at 22:26

29 down, only 11 up, but that's going by the manuals numbers.

I'd be willing to bet that the 11 figure is with the cargo cover extended, because that severely limits cargo space.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:26

Kinja'd!!!

11 Cubic feet FTW. Calculations say I can fit 4.4 bodies. Which I can promise is not possible. I have a nifty luggage cover for hiding, though!

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JGrabowMSt
09/29/2014 at 22:27

OP said with seats down ;( I lost by one!

BrainsYall > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:28

Are seats up or down? I have a 99 XJ.. Cause even with seats up the body parts could just spill over the seat into the other seats anyway.. (Creepiest thing I've probably ever typed)

My citroen won't start > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
09/29/2014 at 22:29

I guess you can only murder 1 nuclear family at a time.

My citroen won't start > BrainsYall
09/29/2014 at 22:30

I think I've typed my creepiest things on this threat, that meatloaf thing, shish. Seats down, as long as you have a blanket.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:32

And it's red to hide the blood!

Trust me. I know what I'm doing ;)

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:37

Kinja'd!!!

That's the truth, for sure. Maybe I should take the cocaine bricks out of the storage compartments for extra space.

scoob > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:38

'98 Isuzu Trooper

My citroen won't start > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
09/29/2014 at 22:38

Everyone on this thread is now in a government watch list haha. That would make room for the extra limbs.

My citroen won't start > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/29/2014 at 22:39

I trust you, but only because I'm a little bit scared.

My citroen won't start > scoob
09/29/2014 at 22:40

That is a lot of murdering.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:43

Lol no doubt about that :D

JGrabowMSt > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
09/29/2014 at 22:45

Ha, well, I think that all wagons have the upper edge. Is it really cheating for us to put the rear seats down? It's like like the rear seats block off the "trunk" area of a wagon, I'll just slump the bodies over the rear seats for extra space....

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JGrabowMSt
09/29/2014 at 22:45

LOL

BrainsYall > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:46

I'm gonna guesstimate around 28-30 then. Definitely no 48.. Dang! But at least when it counts, I can stretch out and the mutt still has room.

My citroen won't start > BrainsYall
09/29/2014 at 22:49

Probably, nibby's car is ginormous, 48 is a lot!

whatisthatsound > My citroen won't start
09/29/2014 at 22:51

Probably like 3 maybe 4 babies if they are all mashed in there